Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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