So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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