did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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