i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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