Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Pooping to opera.
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