yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
