He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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