id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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