For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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