u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Randomize
