I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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