Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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