belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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