I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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