You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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