: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The adults are the big ones right?
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