You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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