so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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