There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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