"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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