ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
Randomize
