Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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