Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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