You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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