I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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