we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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