So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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