Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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