last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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