Say something about gay babies.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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