Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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