I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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