I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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