it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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