Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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