i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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