mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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