3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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