Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Randomize
