So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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