best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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