i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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