Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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