i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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