woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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