My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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