I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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