yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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