why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How external is "for external use only"?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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