don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
