Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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