so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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