its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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