question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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