I am puke
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You were trust falling into bushes
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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