Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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